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by Ric Seaberg

Oh yaknow sometimes they get a li'l blue
  • 03:54 Lyrics
    Girls Kissing

    I kinda liked that movie

    Maybe four outa five

    Lots of noise and action

    Didn't feel contrived

     

    Still it coulda been better

    In one or two ways

    Yeah where were the actors in lingerie

     

    Yeah It didn't have girls kissing

    Rollin round in the sack

    I don know why but it gets me high 

    When girls kiss like that

    No it didn't have girls kissing

    Makin a sexy scene

    A little bit o kissin

    Is what I'm missin

    Up there on the screen

     

    I kinda like commercials

    Specially when they make me laugh

    Specially when they make me buy the beer.... I've got on tap

     

    But they could all be better

    In one or two ways

    Where are the actors in lingerie

     

    Yeah they didn't have girls kissing

    Rollin round in the hay

    I don know why but it satisfies

    When girls kiss that way

    No they didn't have girls kissing

    Makin a sexy scene

    A little bit o kissin

    Is what I'm missin

    Up there on the screen

     

    solo

    Lift

    Yeah it could all be better

    in one or two ways

    Where are the actors in lingerie

     

    Yeah they didn't have girls kissing

    Rollin round in the hay

    I don know why but it makes me sigh

    When girls kiss that way

    No they didn't have girls kissing

    Makin a sexy scene

    A little bit o kissin

    Is what I'm missin

    Up there on the screen

  • 03:58 Lyrics
    Woodie

    I need a travelin car

    One t haul my boards in

    When I go to the beach

    I need a real good deal

    And a woman to stand with me

    Through this whole ordeal

    Now I've been shopping everyday

    And I am proud to say its done

    While you've been standing by my side

    Now would you like to take a ride

     

    Cuz I just got a woodie, thinking about you

    Yeah I just bought a wagon, so we can hit the road

    And you have been so good to me

    While I've been on this shoppin spree

    And I just got a woodie, thinking about you

     

    I like surfin a lot

    And drinkin beer with friends when I go to the beach

    So here we go

    Cuz I just bought a new rig

    And we are stylin' now

    And you have been so radical

    What a bitchin surfer gal

    While you've been standing by my side

    I just bought gnarly ride

    Chorus 

    Solo

    Lift

    If I apply the wax an all

    I know you'll buff my woodie doll

    And that's why you just came to mind

    When I got that contract signed 

    Chorus 

     

  • 02:27 Download Lyrics
    Sweary Girl

    Sweary Girl

    (Ric Seaberg) Copyright October 2015

    She says fuck it- when she's in the mood

    She says suck it- that's her attitude

    She says eat it, you asshole

    To Debbie and to Earl

    She doesn't spare profanity

    Cuz she's a very sweary girl

     

    She says Bite me, you are the one 

    you stole my boyfriend, you shit fuck ton

    Kiss this rosy ass, now

    Give it a whirl

    You might need your ear plugs 

    Cuz she's a very sweary girl

     

    Solo 

    Bridge

    Oh it’s just her language

    She don't need help 

    she is very good at....

    Expressing herself

     

    "That rat bastard, he'll pay the price

    Oh how I'd love to, stick his nuts in a vice"

    Yeah when she gets goin'

    Your hair will curl

    You're a dick, Chuck, clusterfuck

    To a very sweary girl

     

    She's a very sweary girl

    She’s a sweary girl!

     

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