Next Time Mary

03:51
Ric Seaberg
2005
(Ric Seaberg)

Lyrics

I keep a telephone in my fanny pack

I had to buy one after my heart attack

I'm callin' triple A if I get a flat

There is a special button designed for that

 

I carry credit cards and some medicine

I make too many stops at the ATM

I got a fishin' license for Oregon

I carry extra shades and a Leatherman

 

I got my whole damn world inside of that purse

No I don't keep a spare

So when I leave it at your house next time…

Please don't tell me….it's not there

 

Chorus

You gotta try a little harder next time Mary, try a little harder please

Or you can tell my wife next time…YOU just lost the Volvo key, so

Try a little harder next time Mary, I am down on my knees..

Look a little further next time won'cha…try a little harder please

 

Solo

 

I got some fat-free candy and bubble gum

I carry dental floss if yer needin' some

I got some nice new checks in the marathon

They got my first name right and my last name……wrong

 

You gotta try a little harder next time Mary,. Try a little harder doll..

Don' call me up to say you found it…

After I've replaced it all!

You gotta try a little harder next time Mary, I am down on my knees

Look a little further next time won'cha, try a little harder, look a little further

 

PLEASE!!!!

 

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