Don't Touch My Junk

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Ric Seaberg
(Ric Seaberg)


You can touch me on the wrist or the funny bone.

You can look at my keys when I'm flying home

You can X-ray my shaver and dirty comb

But don't touch my junk


You can snap on your gloves like a doctor does

You can check in my shoes for some traces of

Explosive devices and other stuff

But don't touch my junk



Oh the TSA has been inclined

To keep our safety in mind

Oh and I know there's terror all around

Cause there's terror down in Nethertown



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You can look for suspicion into my eyes

Before I fly on your plane in the friendly skies

You can pat all you want on my inner thighs

But don't touch my junk


You can judge me and profile the way I stand 

Confiscate all my fruit and my contraband

You can treat me like I am the Taliban

Just don't touch my junk

No don't touch my

Please don't touch my

Don't touch my junk

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