Hoseology

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Ric Seaberg -with assistance from Tim Ellis on guitars and Jean-Pierre Garau on Keys (Charter members of The Portlandia Wrecking Crew)
(Ric Seaberg)

Lyrics

I'm squatting in the drive

I'm squatting with my hose

Im spraying off the leaves

As they decompose

Oh girls are good

At stuff that grows

However as a man

I am better with a hose!

 

Chorus

I've got my masters degree in Hoseology

With a minor in Nozzles and Parts

So you won't have to guess

I keep my washers fresh

And my driveway is a work of art

 

I'm fighting with my spouse

She's hiding on the deck

While I spray debris

From the aggregate

I told her girls can tell

Where to plant a rose

However as a man

I am King of the Hose

Chorus

Solo

Bridge

When there's a leak at the hose bib

I know it's time to replace

I select the right mender

I'd never use one-half when the hose is five-eights!

 

I've got my masters degree in Hoseology

With a minor in Nozzles and Parts

So just admit to me

Men rule at hosery!

And my driveway is a work of art

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