Lyrics

These sandals are shit!! ... No shit!!
Pardon the expression, but I’m a little bit pissed
I don’ think I can wander...another inch further
I can’t handle the pain....and my feet look like burger

Arch Enemy.....Is it over reaction?
Or some masochistic, fetishistic fatal attraction?
I can’t take another step....where did I go wrong?
They looked so good in the shoe store....when I first put them on

God damn these loafers!! Pennies and all!!!
Pardon my cussin’...But I might have to crawl
I can’t make it to the corner...it’s like bare feet on rocks
Maybe for the sake of comfort...I shoulda wore socks

Chorus
Solo
Bridge

I tend t’be.....a fashion consumer
You may ask......why do I care?
I don’ wanna be.... that guy on TV
Chosen for “What Not To Wear”

Verse 3
But these sneakers suck!....hear that suckin’ sound?
That’s the sound of me...fallin’ to the ground
Look at the soles of these things! They need an overhaul
If it wasn’t for bad soles, they wouldn’t have no soles at all!

Arch Enemy....is it over reaction?
Or some masochistic, fetishistic fatal attraction?
I can’t take another step....on this shopping spree
Most shoes give my feet the blues
Like an Arch Enemy