Lyrics

When Oprah’s on, or Dr. Phil, I try to be polite
And just because it hurts you so, I don’t turn on the fights
But when I'm cruisin' Costco, dot com-I can dream
What you don't need for girly shows...is a larger screen

(chorus)
I want a big tv!, surround sound and a real loud bass
Peyton Manning in my face, I want a big tv!

(Solo)
(Bridge)

Well need to move that ol' antique hutch
That ol' table you love so much
That's what I am talkin' about
I got a nice wall all picked out

So now you know, jus’ what I think, regardin’ this ordeal
I know you’ve asked, for 20 years, to tell you how I feel
Fire up the microwave, I bought a case of popcorn babe
When there’s a movie on 22, I’ll be curling up with you....

(Chorus 2)
(Last chorus)

I want a big TV
A flat panel in a box
T'watch the NFL on FOX
I want a big one,
A 50 inch one,
I want a big TV!!!

alternate name for Peyton Manning in chorus 2...Venus Williams