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  1. Big TV

From the recording A Thousand Songs

Lyrics

When Oprah’s on, or Dr. Phil, I try to be polite
And just because it hurts you so, I don’t turn on the fights
But when I'm cruisin' Costco, dot com-I can dream
What you don't need for girly shows...is a larger screen
 
(chorus)
I want a big tv!, surround sound and a real loud bass
Peyton Manning in my face, I want a big tv!
 
(Solo)
(Bridge)
 
Well need to move that ol' antique  hutch
That ol' table you love so much
That's what I am talkin' about
I got a nice wall all picked out
 
So now you know, jus’ what I think, regardin’ this ordeal
I know you’ve asked, for 20 years, to tell you how I feel
Fire up the microwave, I bought a case of popcorn babe
When there’s a movie on 22, I’ll be curling up with you....
 
(Chorus 2)
(Last chorus)
 
I want a big TV
A flat panel in a box
T'watch the NFL on FOX
I want a big one,
A 50 inch one,
I want a big TV!!!
 
alternate name for Peyton Manning in chorus 2...Venus Williams