Lyrics

I'm gonna get me a new job, one with lots of clout
I'm gonna get a new hairstyle, and start puttin' out
Im gonna buy a new Chevy, one with lots of speed
And maybe I'd like a sweet hookah pipe, and a big ol' bag of weed

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Cuz I need friends, not the Facebook kind
The kind that only say what's on their mind
Yeah I need friends, not the cyberspace pool
And the geeks I used to know at my high school

I'm gonna buy me a Rolex, and dye my temples grey
I'm gonna make sure everyone, gives a shit what I say
I'm gonna dine at restaurants, where the food is overpriced
Cuz maybe I'll meet when I'm eatin' my meat....somebody nice!
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Jimmy Knutson and Dixie! I really think you’re swell!
But the rest of you people with hundreds of friends
You can go to hell!

Cuz I need friends, not the Facebook kind
The kind that only say what's on their mind
Yeah I need friends, not the cyberspace pool
And the geeks I used to know at my high school

Yeah I need friends, not the Facebook kind

The kind that only say what's on their mind

Yeah I need friends, cuz at this stage

I don't have enough friends on my info page!