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When I put it by grandma it sounded so clean
When I put it grampa it caused a scene
When I put by brother he rolled his eyes
And when i put it by you that wasn't wise
It's a gas. I got class. There's emissions coming out your ass
I didn't mean to be mean
But I just love my remote controlled fart machine

When I put it by it Katie
It sounded so loose
Then I put it by Timmy, Bill and Bruce
I could see my sister was at a loss
It was a similar vibe when I got my boss
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There's no silent but deadly to set it on
But the tear ass creepers are loud and long

So I took it on Sunday and said a prayer
Then I taped it behind the minister’s chair
An’ when it blew humungous wet n warm
The whole congregation was transformed
It's a gas. I got class.
And when I set it by the pastor’s ass
I didn't mean to be mean
But I just love my remote controlled fart machine