From the recording Santa Monica
Lyrics
You write…a pretty good letter….I see you love me
And that you want to have my children….good idea….we’ll need some money…..I’ll need a vasectomy reversal….do you know a good surgeon?…
What about your brother? I hear he’s damn good with a scalpel
Let’s change the subject…..I prefer less planning…..you know the truth is honey….
I love you too, I never thought that you would say it!!
I appreciate your candor and I want to be your lover baby
This is the news that I’ve been waiting for and I…..love you too
Distance….has been a problem….we’re wasting postage….
Although I like my postmaster…he’s got a nice family…sport utility vehicle
And I believe thay are into religion…I think it’s a good thing
And he loves his woman….they’re just a happy suburban couple
But I think on Sundays,….we’ll stay in bed dear….
And eat lox trim bagels
Chorus
Solo
I still remember….your first two husbands….who didn’t treat you
Like you deserve to be treated…so get ready baby
I will be your warrior….and I know how to make pesto…but I’ll
Need some tickles…..and a lot of kissing
My self-help books are history
I love you too! I never thought that you would write it!
I appreciate your ardor and I want to be your knight in shining
You are the woman I’ve been waiting for and I….love you I
Love you too!
I love you!