From the recording Freedom of Expression
Lyrics
Maybe I’ll be normal, and die a funky way
I’ll find out on channel 6, later on today
We turn our favourite anchors on, and as they start to chant
I feel my faith walk out the door, so I begin my rant
They tell me: there might be a bomb downtown
And they might raise the prime….flu season will be worse
So get a shot this time….and if these things do happen soon then
You’re the one to lose….and that’s what we must fear on
The Worst Case Scenario News
Well there could be a sinkhole, underneath your car
Killer bees and fire ants are nesting in your yard
There is toxic mold inside everybody’s home
And scientists are threatening veloceraptor clones
They tell me: there might be a bomb downtown,
And shooters in the mall……traffic in the corridor
Could slow into a crawl…and if these things do happen soon then
You’re the one to lose…and that’s what we must fear on
The Worst Case Scenario News
Solo
Bridge
Now sometimes good things happen to the people in the street
But it won’t be included if it might affect the sweeps
HIV is rampant, from unprotected sex…
News at 5 starts right now folks, find out if you’re next
In-line skating rage report, killers in the bay
And health reporter Linda has the virus of the day
They tell me there might be a bomb downtown,
And seniors without heat…every burger may contain
Ecoli in the meat…An if these things do happen soon then
You’re the one to lose….and that’s what we must fear on
The Worst Case Scenario News
But I can’t wait to watch the next
Worst Case Scenario News