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Pinch on your ears, get serious, like Spock
C'mon everyone let's do The Vulcan Walk....
 
Don't ask about Star Trek, my knowledge is brief
I remember the Tribbles, they caused lots of grief
But when you need a homey, to solve a space crime,
Vulcans are brilliant, and they can meld minds,
So let's do The Walk, The Vulcan Walk, etc.
 
When Scotty lacks power, he yells with aplomb
And Shatner's a barker for Priceline.com
Spock is a Vulcan, he goes into a trance
And I always wanted to make up a dance
so let's do The Walk, the Vulcan Walk,etc