From the recording Who Come Down?
Men are so stupid, that’s what she said They don’t clean out the tub, and they can’t make the bed They don’t separate laundry and they never see crumbs It’s a shock they are blessed with opposable thumbs Men are so stupid, she said in refrain If it ain’t about fishin’, it’s some stupid game They can't load a dishwasher with a sensible touch Well, if I am so stupid then.... How come I love you so much? How come I love you when the sun comes up, When the sun goes down, when the times are tough? How come I love to put a smile on your face Hear you laugh when I try to put flowers in a vase?? How come I cherish every second you’re near Am I making a point? Have I made myself clear? If I’m so stupid, so clumsy and such....... How come I love you so much? Solo Men are so stupid, she said with a grin They don’t clean off their boots ‘fore they waltz right in For walkin’ the dog they might do in a clutch Well, if I am so stupid then...... How come I love you so much? Chorus, out