From the recording The Cutting Room Floor
Lyrics
Don' make me play FarmVille, don't make me play monopoly
Cuz when I'm campin' in Prineville, I'm not goin' t'Swineville
Don' tell me on Facebook, I need t'play me some FarmVille
You can put your FarmVille, where the sun don't shine
It's a popular Internet game, and good folks who are normally sane
Get addicted so they want me to play, I'd rather self flagellate any day
Solo
It's a popular Internet game, and good folks who are normally same
Send a message to get me to play, I'm not religious but I might have to pray
That you won't make me play FarmVille, Pinochle or checkers
I kinda like a little cribbage, It's mathematically interesting
But don't make me play FarmVille, cuz I have to go fishin'
Yeah when I'm campin' at Prineville, I'm not goin t'Swineville