From the recording The Cutting Room Floor
Lyrics
She was a freaky irrational whiner
He was a teacher at the school
They drank a lot of wine on Sunday
And then they lounged around the pool
He kept his iPad on Wells Fargo
So he could pay his bills on time
Now they are both inebriated
While he listens to her whine
And she'd say honey my coffee was cold today
The flu I've been having won't go away
All of the streets in this town are just hell
The fridge is a mess, we'll get Taco Bell
The kids all got cees on their cards again
I thought Denise was my very best friend
She is beautiful and he knows she's his
But she's a whiner
And that's how it is
She was a freaky irrational whiner
He was a part time volunteer
At the county fire department
Where the guys would sit and leer
When she would bring his lunch on Friday
All the men would sit in line
And feast upon her beauty
While they listened to her whine
And she'd say
Traffic is nasty and parking is slim
I walked several blocks with this Reuben for him
Where did our summer go
Then she would state
It's getting dark early, sunrise is too late
How can you guys make these
Fire trucks shine
Yet the bathroom downstairs has been hit with a mine
She is beautiful and she loves the kids
But she's a whiner
And that's how it is
Outro
freaky freaky freaky
Irrational whiner
freaky freaky freaky
Irrational girl
freaky freaky freaky
Irrational whiner
living in a rational world
Harmonies and chase out