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I was standin’ with four women at a seminar
Holdin’ forth about a guy I knew
Well I must be entertaining when I jaw like that
Cuz their smiles were all comin’ through
 
I kep’ standin’ with four women at the seminar
Holdin’ coffee and a legal brief
Four successful women in their power suits
And they all had perfect teeth!!!!
 
Good teeth, good teeth....almost beyond belief
That’s when I realized the world is your candy store
If you only have good teeth!
 
Well, braces cost a fortune and it must be hard
For people with a jones for sweets
Cuz discoloring enamel brings a lot less love
than snickers and retreat
 
And the truth remains that people go further fast
With a smile and pearly whites
All straight and uniformly settled in their mouth
No over or under bites
 
Good teeth, good teeth
Consistent and complete
I have realized the world is your oyster bar
If you only have good teeth
 
Solo
There’s no moral to the story but the news ain’t great
If your fronts are shorn or missin’
Cuz in addition to acceptance that you won’t get....
There won’t be corn or kissin’!
 
Good teeth, good teeth
Are brushed right after treats
I have realized the world is a gourmet feast 
If you only have good teeth
 
Good teeth, good teeth
South, North, West and East
It’s a definite advantage if you are blessed
With a mouthful of good teeth