From the recording The Cutting Room Floor

Lyrics

I sold my bakery several years ago, after 20 years making cake
I got up early to mix the dough, 20 years is a very long show
We made a lot of cakes that were thought of well
unless you are the mother of the bride from hell
Whoops I'm having another wedding cake nightmare

Napoleons, maple bars, and scones
Snickerdoodles and gingerbread homes
Flour, sugar, chips and honey
Sell more cookies and make more money
Don't wanna to ruin any wedding plans
Like if the pillars break or the fountain jams
Whoops I'm having another wedding cake nightmare

And once I delivered to a church in the hills
A trip I will never forget
And when I left the van in an open state
A dog or something ate the cake

Oh I still dream about the mishaps then
And then I make some new ones up
We ran out of sugar, the icing is not made
The cake just fell, but that's not all
This is the wrong reception hall
Whoops I'm having another wedding cake nightmare

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