From the recording A Certain Level of Luckiness 2015
Lyrics
Get me some Tylenol
I need some envelopes
See if there's any of
Those little Ivory soaps
Maybe some packets of
Coffee I can perk
When you're stocking up
From the closet at work
Oh the closet at work has a sign on the door
That says "Office Supplies" but it's really a store
Yeah the closet at work is there to abuse
Cuz there's boxes and boxes
Of stuff I can use
Solo
Bridge
I haven't bought a ream of paper in a long long time
Lozenges or tissue since "99"
Aspirin, Excedrin, n'other pills
Which leaves a little left so I can pay my bills!
I had a coughing spell
Opened the closet where
Oh I noticed that the cupboard was a little bare
So I told my boss, n’that's when he made it clear
He's makin’ me "Employee of the Year"
Oh the closet at work has a sign on the door
That says "Office Supplies" but it's really a store
Yeah the closet at work is nearly ideal
Cuz there's boxes and boxes
Of stuff I can steal
Got me some Tylenol
I got me some envelopes
And I found a few of those itty bitty Ivory soaps
I loaded up on packets of
Coffee I can perk
When I was stocking up
From the closet at work!