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  1. Hoseology

From the recordings New Songs and The Cutting Room Floor

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Lyrics

I'm squatting in the drive
I'm squatting with my hose
Im spraying off the leaves
As they decompose
Oh girls are good
At stuff that grows
However as a man
I am better with a hose!
 
Chorus
I've got my masters degree in Hoseology
With a minor in Nozzles and Parts
So you won't have to guess
I keep my washers fresh
And my driveway is a work of art
 
I'm fighting with my spouse
She's hiding on the deck
While I spray debris
From the aggregate
I told her girls can tell
Where to plant a rose
However as a man
I am King of the Hose
Chorus
Solo
Bridge
When there's a leak at the hose bib
I know it's time to replace
I select the right mender
I'd never use one-half when the hose is five-eights!
 
I've got my masters degree in Hoseology
With a minor in Nozzles and Parts
So just admit to me
Men rule at hosery!
And my driveway is a work of art