From the recording There Goes Rhymin' Pie Man
You may have noticed I tend to rely on sarcasm a lot in my writing, which I suppose works most of the time, well I hope so. This is one of those songs where I sound like a complete idiot, by design, because the self professed "ass bandit" singing the song is really not me. It's a bling wearin' guy like that dude Mork befriended on the old Mork and Mindy show (RIP Robin), who coined the phrase, "Chicks dig me. And chicks dig me, diggin' them". That guy. At the same time there is some ringing of the true in this song. Cuz men. We're animals.