Lyrics

Don't Tell Jen
Copyright Ric Seaberg 2011
I been gamblin and drinkin…Sometimes I live at the bar
I keep a flask full of vodka….In the trunk of my car
I've got a gun in my pocket…And a girl at my job
And if my wife finds out oh she won't care…But don't tell Jenny I lost her dog!
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No don't tell Jen when the dog got out…Don't tell Jenny he got away
Yeah if you want to be my friend…That's one thing that you can't tell Jen!
Outside in my man cave…I've got pictures of Pink
I don' raise the toilet seat.. I jus’ pee in the sink
I'm just a natural charmer…I'm keepin up with my blog
Where you can read my adventures…Just don't tell Jenny I lost her dog!!
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They say a dog always loves you…Unconditionally
And Jenny loves that Labrador…Way more than me!
I had some work done in Reno…A little face liftin' job
And if Jen finds out oh she won't care…But don't tell Jenny I lost her dog
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