Lyrics

Oh I stepped on an exhibit at the Guggenheim
With my tire track sandals I did my crime
Gee I thought I might be doin jail time
When I stepped on that exhibit at the Guggenheim

Oh I slipped on the terrazzo at the Guggenheim
Man the floors in there are slippery and they sure do shine
I guess I'm lucky that I didn't get tossed and fined
When I stepped on that exhibit at the Guggenheim

refrain
Oh I don't get it
A sheet with a rock on top!
No I don't see the art
And they can git my sandal print off

solo
chorus
Oh I don't get it,
a sheet with a rock on top
No I don't see the art
And they can scrub my sandal print off

Oh I stepped on an exhibit at the Guggenheim
The installation was said to be so sublime
'Til my tire track sandal crossed the line
And landed on that sheet at the Guggenheim
That priceless sheet at the Guggenheim
That sheet might change the world
All meaningfully unfurled
I should watch where I walk!
I almost touched the rock!
and ruined the design!
When I stepped on that exhibit at the Guggenheim