Lyrics

Stay in School
Copyright Ric Seaberg 2012

I guess I shoulda stayed in high school
I wouldn't be on the skids
I mighta learned how to read and how to
Get along with other kids

I guess I coulda taken
algebra...maybe basic math
I mighta learned how to do my taxes and other stuff like that

(Bridge)
I get so pissed that I cant calculate how much to tip a porter
And I don't understand the poetry in the New Yorker

Solo
(Bridge)
I get so pissed that I cant calculate how much to tip a waiter
If I had stayed in school my vo- cah- bew-lurrie’d be greater

I guess I shoulda stayed in high school
What super bowl is it dude?
Cuz I don't know my roman numerals
So basically I'm screwed.

Yeah I can't tell what super bowl it is
Cuz I dropped outa school