Lyrics

I saw your SUV in the parking lot...
You were sittin’ there....smokin’ pot
You were movin’ into the condo there.....
That’s when I noticed you had cut your hair
I said I’ll be damned I havent seen you since you burned my tail
You said you had gone the other way.....to be Arthur’s Valet

I get the baggage claim, I get the cigarettes
I pick up the beer and Everclear
I stay a little drunk, it’s just a better way
I am Arthur’s Valet

You were the straightest twenty-one year old,
Now you’re suckin’ up the liquid gold
You were always tryin’ t’be the best,
I think it hurt me when you left I guess
I said I remember alll the laughs we had when you were here
You said I prefer the Chardonnay
I am Arthur’s Valet

Chorus
Solo
Release

I said I’m still pissed you took my bread and didn’t pay me back
You had one thing left to say
I am Arthur’s Valet

I get the baggage claim, I get the cigarettes
I pick up the beer and Everclear
I stay a little drunk, nice t’see ya Ray....
Good-bye Arthur’s Valet
Good-bye Arthur’s Valet
Good-bye Arthur’s Valet