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We love to see our puppies, soft and curly white
Waitin’ at the window, when we get home at night
But one thing makes my wife so angry
It makes her stop and glare
And this is how she says it, when she finds some by the chair.....

“That’s one on the dogs
That’s one on the dogs”
Then she squirms and mocks, “where’s the tissue box?
That’s one on the dogs”

Don’ wanna be a mailman, I know it must be hard
When “Killer” on the corner, goes postal in the yard,
But our dogs don’t eat people
Our mail provides the means
And this is what I tell’em, when they’ve wrecked our magazines....

“That’s one on the dogs
That’s one on the dogs
Why can’tcha get your thrills on the ’lectric bills
That’s one on the dogs”

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And then those dogs are parked at night
Where I would love to set
Enjoying hugs and kisses
That I once used to get

That’s one on the dogs
That’s one on the dogs
Hey ya little brats...what’s the deal with that?......
That’s one on the dogs

That’s one on the dogs, out