Lyrics

I keep trashin’ my shirts....jus’ doin’ my job
I look like a jerk, yeah I look like a slob
So I looked through the shirts on the discount rack
Mmmmmmmmmm I don’t think I’m wearin’ any of those on my back!
So I bought me some threads online for big money
I think a pattern’s emerging.......take a good look honey...

I got the fa...I got the fa-fa-fa
You got the fa.....you got the fa-fa-fa

I got a problem with dandruff.....I don’ dare ever wear black
Plus I bathe so seldomly....I smell like a lonesome polecat
So I got me some product...to eliminate flakin’
I think the dandy in me is’uh…. startin’ to awaken

I got the fa...I got the fa-fa-fa
You got the fa.....you got the fa-fa-fa

Bridge
Now I’m so damn pretty.... I smell like a rose
I got style and tsuzje....and violets up my nose

It’s too bright outside...too much sun and reflection
I need some glasses t’give me that UV protection
So I got me some shades!...at one a’them boutiques
Now I’m lookin’ like a model, when I suck in my cheeks..

I got the fa...I got the fa-fa-fa
You got the fa.....you got the fa-fa-fa
That’s right I got the fa...I got the fa-fa-fa
You got the fa (uh-huh, hate t’brag about it)
You got the fa-fa-fa