Lyrics

The girls in the book group talk about feelings Politics and government, ethical dilemmas The girls in the book group talk about details Character development, dieting and travel Personal revelations, how they got their hair cut Tom and Patty's marriage, and Sally's romance But over in the driveway, just before football The boys are sorta pensive, and if and when we talk….
(Chorus) We talk about cars, some about fishin' Gettin' more mileage from a manual transmission Cars!…To make the connection…we talk about cars!
The girls in the book group talk about issues Worries on the homefront, what would make you happy? The girls in the book group talk about children Other people's problems, jobs and global warming Obsessive and compulsive model train enthusiasts Oprah's new selection and Niki's new boss But over in the brew pub, sippin' up micros The boys are kinda quiet, But if and when we talk….
We talk about cars! All across the nation How your plugs are firin' is useful information Cars!… To make the connection, we talk about cars!
(Solo) (Bridge)
We like to bond over bondo, it isn't right or wrong We share a common language, that's how we get along!
The girls in the book group read between the crow's feet Searchin' for the meaning and shedding a tear The girls in the book group talk about lifestyle And choices people make about the way they live Arrogant and disgusting SUV drivers Menopausal moments and when to retire But over by the big screen snackin' on nachos There's no conversation but if and when we talk….
We talk about cars! Anna Kournikova Stickin' new wheels on the 66 Nova Cars! To make the connection…. We talk about…. We talk about cars!! (repeat, fade)