From the recording Vehicular Tuneage
The girls in the book group talk about feelings
Politics and government, ethical dilemmas
The girls in the book group talk about details
Character development, dieting and travel
Personal revelations, how they got their hair cut
Tom and Patty's marriage, Sally's romance
But over in the driveway, just before football
The boys are sorta pensive, and if and when we talk….
(Chorus) We talk about cars, some about fishin'
Getting' more mileage from a manual transmission
Cars!…To make the connection…we talk about cars!
The girls in the book group talk about issues
Worries on the homefront, what would make you happy?
The girls in the book group talk about children
Other people's problems, jobs and global warming
Obsessive and compulsive model train enthusiasts
Oprah's new selection and Niki's new boss
But over in the brew pub, sippin' up micros
The boys are kinda quiet, But if and when we talk….
We talk about cars! All across the nation
How your plugs are firin' is useful information
Cars!… To make the connection, we talk about cars!
We like to bond over bondo, it isn't right or wrong
We share a common language, that's how we get along!
The girls in the book group read between the crow's feet
Searching for the meaning and shedding a tear
The girls in the book group talk about lifestyle
And choices people make about the way they live
Arrogant and disgusting SUV drivers
Menopausal moments and when to retire
But over by the big screen snackin' on nachos
There's no conversation but if and when we talk….
We talk about cars! Anna Kournikova
Stickin' new wheels on the 67 Nova
Cars! To make the connection….
We talk about…. We talk about cars!! (repeat, fade)