Lyrics

I keep a telephone in my fanny pack
I had to buy one after my heart attack
I'm callin' triple A if I get a flat
There is a special button designed for that

I carry credit cards and some medicine
I make too many stops at the ATM
I got a fishin' license for Oregon
I carry extra shades and a Leatherman

I got my whole damn world inside of that purse
No I don't keep a spare
So when I leave it at your house next time…
Please don't tell me….it's not there

Chorus
You gotta try a little harder next time Mary, try a little harder please
Or you can tell my wife next time…YOU just lost the Volvo key, so
Try a little harder next time Mary, I am down on my knees..
Look a little further next time won'cha…try a little harder please

Solo

I got some fat-free candy and bubble gum
I carry dental floss if yer needin' some
I got some nice new checks in the marathon
They got my first name right and my last name……wrong

You gotta try a little harder next time Mary,. Try a little harder doll..
Don' call me up to say you found it…
After I've replaced it all!
You gotta try a little harder next time Mary, I am down on my knees
Look a little further next time won'cha, try a little harder, look a little further

PLEASE!!!!