From the recording The Cutting Room Floor
If you run into this nutty song on my website, you can't just listen to it. You must go to the blog post of the same name so you can see that there is actually an innocent and fun reason for this song to be in the world. Please. Here: http://ricseaberg.blogspot.com/2011/12/i-love-to-vomit.html
Lyrics
I Love To Vomit
Copyright Ric Seaberg 2011
I like to go to a park I know and walk around on my hands
I like to sit on a stuffy plane when
I'm flying home from Japan
I never wash the germs from my skin
When I've used the loo
And once I ate a mint I dropped
That landed by some poo
Cuz I love to vomit, I love to hurl
Yes I Love to vomit....vomit's number one in my world
Washing my hands takes way too much time
There's more important things to come
I like to eat all the pot luck food
When it's set too long in the sun
I say t'ya giardia is just around the bend
And other types of bacteria
Are surely my best friend, when
Chorus
Rise
Forget plain soap, and soap on a rope
Hand sanitizer's dumb
Oh I'm doin' flips, when I'm blowin' chips
What could be more fun, cuz
Cuz I love to vomit, I love to hurl
Yes I Love to vomit....vomit's number one in my world
Repeat out
Rap
When you're really in luck
It's time t upchuck
Drink water in the pool
Regurgitatins cool
Here's some more tips
Lick your dog on the lips
Eatin what he's snarfin could lead to you barfin
What's all a yer chatter
It really doesn't matter
Whether or not
You drink somebody's pop
When the flu comes t' town
Pass it around!
It's gum, just do it!
Pick it up and chew it
What's totally cool is the 5 second rule
Eat a lotta fries
Then go on some rides
What’s the fuss?
The porcelain bus
is yours t’drive
Sakes Alive!
When ya feel queasy
It’s so easy
t’forget the blues!
Ralph on your shoes!
Get down, get funky
Blow a little chunky!
I know you're on it
Cuz u love t’vomit!!!!!!!!